Here's something for all of the scrapbookers and / or cardmakers out there - or maybe it's for their husbands!
I'm not trying to offend anyone with this, but I read this recently and got a laugh out of it and I thought someone else might too!
She learned to stamp on Monday;
Her embossing was quite fine;
But she forgot to thaw out dinner,
So we went out to dine.
She did backgrounds on Tuesday,
She says they are a must;
They really are quite lovely,
But she forgot to dust.
On Wednesday it was birthday cards,
She says that chalking is fun;
Shading, blending and water coloring,
But the laundry was not done.
Her card swap was Thursday,
Using green, blue and red;
I guess she really was engrossed,
But she never made the bed.
It was shaker cards on Friday,
Using techniques she just adores;
Bet she never seemed to notice,
The crumbs on all the floors.
I found a maid on Saturday,
My life is now complete;
My wife can stamp the house away,
The house will still be neat.
Well, ‘tis already Sunday,
And my forehead is feeling damp;
I fumed, I raved, I ranted,
The maid has learned to stamp!
Thanks For Dropping In!
3 years ago
